| Issue | Image | Caption | Winner |
| 898 | Mafia hit | The creator of Windows ME is brought to Justice | the_capt |
| 899 | Bill Gates with handheld | Mirror, mirror in the hand, who's the richest in the land? | wasbit |
| 900 | Simon pointing | I'm with stupid | Computer Dave |
| 901 | Fake mice crushed | Rentokil's new get tough policy for rodents | Frank |
| 902 | Female Gamer | Girls, dont expect any help on Thursday. It's Micromart day | Wurz |
| 903 | Football celebrations | Y M C A | Tippon |
| 904 | Man with apple on head | Bernie the bolt please. No, I'll not be needing the blindfold | ricedg |
| 905 | Teresa & Claire from the MM Sales Team | The MM stall at Car Boot Challenge was not going well although someone had offered a fiver for the stepladders | Spike09 |
| 906 | Bill Gates Pointing | Soon you will learn the power of the dark side | Rachel Reveley |
| 907 | Looking up at Intel event | One night only: an audience with Peter Crouch | Glenn Hunt |
| 908 | Small child using PC | The future's bright - the future's three foot tall and hacking your bank details | Zimbu |
| 909 | Flowers at Computex Taipei | Computex Taipei: Sponsored by Miracle-Gro | Computer Dave |
| 910 | Frustrated female user | Mavis Beacon 28 | Isdaritden |
| 911 | PC Poker, dealer with big hands | They called her Hold Em, and boy could she… | CaptainCAD |
| 912 | Thumbs-up for Computex Taipei award winners | Having been the only one to continue playing Tetris for several days solid, he was unable to hold his medal | FreakShow |
| 913 | Vista launch | The under 21 line dancing champions booked for the Vista launch wonder how much longer they have to keep this up | Sparky |
| 914 | Sci-fi/fantasy characters queue up | Candidates for the new editorial jobs at MM wait patiently for Simon to finish his coffee | Big Daddy |
| 915 | Intel ViiV presentation | Today, on Bid-Up.TV | Lasher |
| 916 | Eggscruciating din | The Yolk Folk aged badly, but at least Dizzy invested his royalties well | Ian Osborne |
| 917 | Monitor-hugging user | Tree-hugging environmentalists embrace the WEEEE directive | Chris White |
| 918 | Pink Sat Nav | Stop at Body Shop...Travel 20 yards...Stop at Dorothy Perkins...Travel 10 feet...Stop at Boots...Travel 30 deet... | Sticky Mick |
| 919 | Woman sleeping on desk with laptop | Oh no! Has she set the alarm clock on Vista mode again? | Andrew Smart |
| 920 | Sims bedroom scene | It was very confusing; not only was the waiter wearing bowling shoes, but he appeared to have entered the room through the wardrobe | Mathusalah |
| 921 | Man holding fire extinguisher to PC | Hello, Customer Support? I think I have a problem with my computer | DR@gon |
| 922 | Gates and 3D goggles | Give me the disk and I'll let go of your ear | Simon Rooney |
| 923 | Wii advert | The cat sat terrified under the TV wondering when they would stop taunting him with their evil remotes | Maticus |
| 924 | Security Standard guys | The three wise men looked very concerned when they discovered they had left their gifts behind. | Zimbu |
| 925 | Disgruntled chap hanging a mouse | You won't know I'm bald if I poke your eyes out | Lloyd Holder |
| 926 | Kid with front teeth missing | Microsoft reveals new marketing stratergy: Use Windows, or we'll kick your teeth in! | Graeme Collin |
| 927 | Audience of IT staff | Several IT staff are unimpressed to find their company's new CEO is Mr Burns. | Jenny Sanders |
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| 929 | Rear shot from Lara Croft | Lara discovers the last surviving Sony battery, just a bit later than expected. | Just Jon |
| 930 | Jenny and friends with a PC build | I hope these qualify for the minimum specs! | Tony |
| 931 | Spiky and hairy animal | Simon had asked Microsoft for all their latest Gizmos. | taylor10 |
| 932 | Breaking monitor with keyboard | THUNDER!THUNDER!THUNDER CATS HOOOOOO-oh crap! | Weasel |
| 933 | Sub Ed while Ill | The tea leaves will tell me what Simon has in store for me this week. | rwmd |
| 935a | Steve Ballmer and Vista logos | With so many editions of Vista to remember, Steve had to resort to his fingers | David Wrigley |
| 935b | Photographers and a Viiv PC | We've got some cheese, Gromit! | FreakShow! |
| 936 | Baby with headphones on | All I hear is Radio Ga Ga | rwmd |
| 937 | Dell worker | Soon I will build an unopenable case, let's see them upgrade that | knightmare007 |
| 938 | Dr Evil and Dell | ONE...BILLLLLLION...BATTERIES! Mwahahahaha.... | Kevin Pocock |
| 939 | Geek clutching screen | To exit Windows, smash screen with forehead | Computer Dave |
| 940 | Intel showfloor demo | Go Go Gadget Arm! | Robert MacArthur |
| 941 | Dog with laptop | Let's see how he feels when I book him a vasectomy. | Frosty15 |
| 942 | 2 girls with a man on a laptop" | I don't know what we're doing in this Caption Competition, but at least it's not another bleedin' picture of Bill Gates | Simon Brew |
| 943 | Bill gates on stage | We'll take the Spruce moose. Hop in! | Sarah of the Dead |
| 944 | Gremlin in MM office chair | Gremlins find many humans in Vista. | Just Jon |
| 945 | Simon Brew "dancing" | Simon Brewing then letting rip. | teafie |
| 946 | Man leaning on Giant Laptop | I knew I should've paid extra for a dead pixel test | Just Jon |
| 947 | Intel conference | The Intel spokesman was useless at presenting, but worked great as a universal LCD TV stand. | Computer Dave |
| 948 | Tony in MM office | Ha, ha. I've just found that photo of Simon dancing again. | Tony |
| 949 | Intel Fab plant | The appeal of 'bring your own stylophone to work day' wore off after Bob played 'Three Blind Mice' for the 35th time. | CJ Lines |
| 950 | Boy looking aghast at laptop screen | Timmy was shocked to discover that his big brother's latest You Tube video involved his action man collection | idunno |
| 951 | Kid coming out of laptop screen | Users found the pop-ups on an online dating site annoyingly persistent. | naughtybear |
| 952 | Girl with elf ears | Payments for her new PC components had fallen into arrears | Mathusala |
| 953 | Guy holding two wires and shorting | This is what happens when you follow the advice in Jenny Sanders' Guide to Building a Lightning-quick PC | Jenny Sanders (with Jason) |
| 954 | Screaming with a laptop | His new laptop was pre-loaded with Vista - and he discovered the 'OW' factor. | MindStrider |
| 955 | Dr Cameron as C&C Eva | Does my RAM look big in this? | Computer Dave |
| 956 | Snail on mobile | Hello, erm, I'm not coming into work today, I'm feeling a bit sluggish... | Just Jon |
| 957 | Man wearing Thirst Aid helmet | The sound on Bob's novelty headphones was a little tinny. | naughtybear |
| 958 | Two rows of audience | The backbench subs didn't think Simon could see them. | naughtybear |
| 959 | Laptop being shown to two guys | See this picture here? It's better than the caption competition picture this week. | Simon Brew |
| 960 | Large network system and I.T. technician | Derrek knew that working in IT support would be a blot on his career | knightmare007 |
| 961 | man with burning laptop | Probably not the most effective firewall ever | Sarah Of The Dead |
| 962 | Laptop being sawn in half | The new and improved Norton Removal Tool, now with more teeth! | davinho |
| 963 | Swearing at a laptop | Simon: living proof that videogames make you violent. Just a shame it was Pro Evo... | Tippon |
| 964 | Tony with a hangover | I'm not in the bloody caption competition again am I? | Computer Dave |
| 965 | Granny playing on Nintendo DS | Nintendo wins government contract to run the state pension. Welcome to the Nintendo DSS. | isdaritden |
| 966 | Golsfish and MacBook | The latest phishing scam aimed at Goldfish customers... | davinho |
| 967 | Cat eating mouse wire | You should see what I did in your inbox | Tony |
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| 969 | Mr Sullivan-Pond with plastic model | The office stress reliever wished the over-friendly young man would just hit him | Marc knuckle |
| 970 | Girl looking bored. Him amazed | After just one go, Sarah had obliterated Jason's high score | knightmare007 |
| 971 | Man with raised hand. Addrianne behind | I'm Spartacus! | FreakShow! |
| 972 | Microsoft and Cisco heavies | Steve did not impress the Cisco director with Vista's 'thumbnail' view | Computer Dave |
| 973 | Surf board stay on challenge | Kevin complains of being board at work again | Simon Brew |
| 974 | Skeleton with a laptop | Is it a barebones system? | Wiz! |
| 975 | Dog listening to iPod | Can anyone show me where the paws button is? | Phitore |
| 976 | Zune with Bill Gates and friend | Hmmm....I'm not sure the brown goes with my hat... | Ben Kat |
| 977 | Cat with telephone | Tom was not impressed with Jerry's innovative use of superglue | Mathusalah |
| 978 | Wooly jumper man with laptop | I've just found the 'Any' key. | idunno |
| 979 | Laptop with Face on screen | Face Book! | Wiz! |
| 980 | Tin man and Tin Turtle | Since Dorothy left, the Tin Man has let himself go. | Uncle Bungle |
| 981 | Mouse on keyboard | 42? | Mathusalah |
| 982 | Girl with fruit salad | Would you like some iCream with that? | Computer Dave |
| 983 | Cheggers in recording studio | Seeing himself on 42 was too much for Cheggers! | tighthead |
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