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Posted 03/11/2006 12:11:36


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(i can't find my glasses-which is why my u/name was trite to begin with)
A hot air balloonist had drifted off course.Seeing a man on the ground he shouted"excuse me,can you tell me where I am?"
"Yes" the man says"You're in a balloon"
"You must work in IT" the balloonist said.
"How did you know?" asked the man on the ground.
"what you told me is technically correct,but of no use whatsoever"said the balloonist.
"And you must work in management" the IT guy retorted.
"Yes,how did you know? "said the balloonist.
"The guy on the ground replies"You don't know where you are,or where you're going but you expect complete strangers to help,you are in the same mess as you where before we met, but now its my fault"

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Posted 26/12/2006 09:42:47


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Trike/Trite,i guess the "other stuff" is maybe the best place for jokes ect and any other odd-bits.

the joke is actually better than many I.T jokes i`ve heard

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